Does your brain sometimes go faster than your mouth? If you’re like most kids, that definitely happens from time to time. Your brain races along at light speed, but your lips and tongue struggle to keep up. When that happens, funny things often follow.
Slips of the tongue — when you accidentally switch consonants, vowels or sounds in words — are called Spoonerisms. They’re named after Revered William Archibald Spooner, who was Warden of New College in Oxford, England. Poor reverend Spooner was known for constantly mixing up his words!
Spoonerisms are particularly funny when the mixed-up versions still make sense. Sometimes slips of the tongue make no sense at all. At other times, though, what comes out is a real word or phrase — it’s just not the one you intended!
Because of how funny the results of these errors in speech can be, people sometimes use them on purpose as a play on words. When you read some of the examples below, you’ll see what we mean!
- "Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?" (Is it customary to kiss the bride?)
- "The Lord is a shoving leopard." (The Lord is a loving shepherd.)
- "A blushing crow." (A crushing blow.)
- "A well-boiled icicle" (A well-oiled bicycle.)
- "Is the bean dizzy?" (Is the Dean busy?)
- "Someone is occupewing my pie. Please sew me to another sheet." (Someone is occupying my pew. Please show me to another seat.)