Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard — and told — many knock-knock jokes. Knock-knock jokes are very common in all English-speaking countries. They’re popular in many places around the world, including the United Kingdom, Ireland, France, Belgium, Australia, Canada, South Africa, the Philippines and India.
A type of pun or play on words, the knock-knock joke is a “call and answer” exercise in which there’s a person who tells the joke (the protagonist) and a person who plays along (the antagonist). The basic five-step format of the knock-knock joke is well-known:
1. The protagonist: “Knock, knock!” 2. The antagonist: “Who’s there?”
3. The protagonist: <response — a name or a word>
4. The antagonist: <response — a name or a word> plus “who?”
5. The protagonist: <response — a name or a word> plus a pun or play on words
Here’s an example of a popular knock-knock joke:
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
(a play on “drain the bathtub, I’m drowning!”)
It seems like knock-knock jokes have been around since the beginning of time, and no one really knows how they came about. There are a couple of theories, but neither has proved to provide definite proof of the joke’s origins.
Some people believe knock-knock jokes developed as a result of “call and answer” routines that castle guards used to identify people after dark in the Middle Ages. When people would approach the castle after dark, they would have to call out to the guards to get inside.
The guards would answer, “Who’s there?” They would then carry on a back-and-forth conversation about their identity and reason for wanting into the castle. Guards must have occasionally teased people with this routine, perhaps to alleviate the boredom of keeping watch throughout the night.
Others believe knock-knock jokes may have gotten their start with William Shakespeare’s Macbeth. In this famous play, a funny character delivers a long, humorous speech that follows the familiar pattern of the modern knock-knock joke.
Today, knock-knock jokes can provide more than just a chuckle. Developmental psychologists now study young children telling knock-knock jokes to assess their language development skills!
Here are a couple more examples of popular knock-knock jokes:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Hey! I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
José
José who?
José can you see by the dawn’s early light?
(a play on “Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early light?”)


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Hi! I’m attending the NCFL conference this weekend, and here is
my favorite knock knock joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me crazy!!
Gotta say the last line with an accent!!
Thanks!
Tanya Zinn Jones
Title I Reading Teacher
Fairfax County, VA
That’s a GREAT one, Tanya! Thanks for sharing with everyone!
Hi! I’m attending the NCFL conference this weekend, and here is
my favorite knock knock joke:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
A southern said this of course!
Thanks!
Cynthia Shelton
Kentucky Adult Education
ESL Instructor
Bowling Green, KY
Ha, ha! That one is super funny, Cynthia! But, now we’re super hungry!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Demon!
Demon who?
Demonstrator!
Louis Colon
Family literacy instructor
Rochester, NY
Clever, Louis…good job! Thanks for posting!
Hi I am here at the conference also. Here is mine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atlas it’s the weekend!
Lakechia Grant
Mississippi Even Start Coordinator
Jackson, MS
We’re with you on that one, Lakechia! Wonderopolis weekends are the BEST!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Olive.
Olive Who?
Olive you.
Awww. We love you, too, Crystal (and all of our other Wonder Friends)! Thanks for visiting Wonderopolis today!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting…moo!
That’s a very MOOving knock-knock joke, Charity!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interr-Mooo
Looks like bovine knock-knock jokes are pretty popular today! Thanks for posting this funny one, Magdalena!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce try again tomorrow!
Awesome one, Maria! Did you know you CAN try again tomorrow? Be sure to check tomorrow’s Wonder of the Day to comment on a celestial Wonder Quest!
Knock Knock
Who”s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying/
We’re not crying, Frances…we’re laughing…at that great knock-knock joke of yours! We’re also smiling because of all the awesome Wonder Friends we’re meeting today!
Guess where I am?!!!!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?!
Woo.
WooWho???
WOOHOO! FINALLY MADE IT TO THE GALT HOUSE AND THE NATIONAL FAMILY LITERACY CONFERENCE IN LOUISVILLE!!!
Lori LeGendre
Thanks for your enthusiasm and for a WONDERful knock-knock, Lori! We share your excitement!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady
Little-old-lady-who?
I didn’t know you could yodle?!
Jon Fines (Devoted Wonder-friend)
@Mr_Fines
We KNOW you’re a devoted Wonder Friend, Jon! We appreciate you AND your contribution to the knock-knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dish-es me – who-ish you?
I am at the NCFL conference and here is my knock knock joke for the day:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom saw yer underwear!
Hahaha.
(I have children 8 and 5 and anything involving underpants is funny. Well, tothem anyway.)
Nancee Pond
Funny one, Nancee! Thanks for posting! Have an AWESOME time at conference!
Knock knock
Who”s there?
Howee
Howee who?
How we doing tonight?
We’re doing GREAT, Angela, thanks for asking!
Knock Knock?
Who’s There?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock?
Who’s There?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock?
Who’s There?
Orange.
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
A tried and true knock-knock that always makes us laugh! Thanks for making us smile, Kelly!
789,334,456,789,999
knock knock. who’s there?
Dwain’
Dwain who?
Dwain the bath tub I’m dwoning
Funny one, Sydney! Thanks for making us laugh today!
whats the scariest fruit?
banananaaaaaa (scary voice)
That DID sound scary, jebkay! Thanks for your comment and for being a friend of Wonderopolis!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Interuppting Swan.
Inter…HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s a funny one, Paul! A great knock-knock joke from a great Wonder Friend! Thanks for commenting today!
Here’s mine.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
An Ant in the water!!!!
Help!!!!
That’s a GREAT one, Jaden! Thanks so much for making us laugh this morning!
Hi, Wonderopolis. I like knock-knock jokes because they’re funny. Some of them are not funny, though. Do you have a funny knock-knock joke you want to share? I do! “Knock-knock?” “Who’s there?” “Lettuce!” “Lettuce, Who?” “Lettuce us eat some salad, we’re hungry!”
It’s funny how they use the word protagonist and antagonist. Well, thanks for putting together a great wonder, Wonderopolis!
That was a GREAT knock-knock joke, Mahima, thanks for sharing it with us today! We laughed a lot, and now we have a strange craving for SALAD!
Knock-knock.
HAHAHAHA! THAT MAKES ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME!
WHO’S THERE?
HELP.
HELP WHO?
HELP, ME GET OUT OF HERE!
That’s a good one, Jourdan! Thank you for sharing your knock-knock joke with us today!
Deer Wonderopolis,
Got ya! Get it? DEER Wonderopolis instead of DEAR Wonderopolis. Sorry, I thought of that, so I had to type it. I was wondering…if an orange is called its color, why isn’t every fruit called its color?
Thanks
You DID get us, Paige! Thanks for stopping by Wonderopolis and making us laugh today! Your question about fruits and colors would make a GREAT future Wonder of the Day®! Thank you so much for WONDERing about it and for suggesting it!
I INVENTED THE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE, SEE: KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? BANANA PEEL. BANANA PEEL WHO? DON’T STEP ON THE BANANA PEEL!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!
That’s a good one, Wonder Friend 18! Thanks so much for sharing your knock-knock joke with your friends in Wonderopolis today!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open the box!!
Ha, ha, ha! That was a WONDERful knock-knock joke, Rachael! We liked it very much…we’re still chuckling about it! Thank you so much for sharing your awesome humor with us today!
Thank you for reading it! Also, can the next wonder be about how ice cream is made?
We always read the comments left for us by our Wonder Friends, Rachael! We appreciate them very much! Did you know we already have some Wonders about ICE CREAM? Here they are with links:
Wonder #354 – What’s Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor? http://wonderopolis.org/wonder/whats-your-favorite-ice-cream-flavor/
Wonder #92 – Why Do You Get Ice Cream Headaches? http://wonderopolis.org/wonder/why-do-you-get-ice-cream-headaches/
Thanks for visiting Wonderopolis today!
Cool! I think I’ll check that out real soon! But, I’m too busy now.
Sorry.
That’s OK, Rachael! Wonderopolis will be here for you whenever you get some more free time! Thanks for being such a GREAT Wonder Friend!
You’re welcome! I think I’m going to check out the ice cream now!! Not actually checking it out at the store, I mean checking out- err LOOKING at the ice cream wonders!
We knew what you meant, Rachael! We hope you have fun exploring the ICE CREAM Wonders!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Achilles. Achilles, who? Achilles mosquitoes with a flyswatter…wack!!!
That’s a SUPER knock-knock joke, Justin! Thank you for sharing it with us today and for making us laugh!
People need to make good jokes.
Thanks for sharing what you think about jokes, Wonder Friend! We appreciate your comment.
I have one
Knock Knock
who’s there
Owl
Owl who
That’s right owls who!
That’s a REALLY GREAT knock-knock joke, Julia! Thanks so much for making us laugh out loud today!
I got to dissect a frog. You should do a Wonder on comparing a homosapien’s organs and functions to other animals, because it was really fun and we got to see how our bodies work…but I feel bad for the frogs.
Thanks for sharing about how you got to dissect a frog, Devan! We think it’s fun to learn how our bodies work, too! In fact, we have some super cool Wonders about just that in our HUMAN BODY category! Check them out: http://wonderopolis.org/category/human-body/.
1. Knock Knock.
2. Who’s there?
1. Shelby.
2. Shelby who?
1. Shelby coming round’ the mountain when she comes!!
I hope y’all like it:)
We sure did, Shailey! That was a SUPER knock-knock joke! Thanks for making your Wonder Friends smile today!
Great video!
My friend Kate made this up if you want to know!
1 Knock-knock
2 Who’s There?
1 Justin
2 Justin who
1 Just in time for dinner! :p
I hope you <3 it.
That’s a GREAT knock-knock joke, Julie! Please tell Kate we like the way her WONDERful Wonder brain works! It was really funny!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you please cover your mouth next time.
That’s a WONDERful knock-knock joke, Olivia! Thanks for sharing it with us and making our Wonder smiles a little wider on this 4th of July!
Great job with this wonder. I have two jokes for you: #1 Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin Who?
Just in time for dinner.
#2 What is a crocodile’s favorite shoes?
I don’t know.
Crocs!
Wow Julie, you tickled our funny bone with those jokes! We’ve been giggling thanks to you!
Speaking of Funny Bones, check out this past Wonder about the body part with the name to make you smile!
Wonder #493: Does Everyone Have a Funny Bone? http://wonderopolis.org/?post_type=wonder&s=funny+bone&x=0&y=0
Here is one:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
I love knock knock jokes.
He he he, what a great knock-knock joke, Jeff! Thanks for sharing it with us and putting great big smiles on our faces! You’re WONDERful!
Here’s one I made:
knock knock
who’s there
owls
owls who?
that’s right owls whoo
One a friend of mine had:
knock knock
“get away from my door!!!”
ha ha ha ha
He he, you’ve made us chuckle, Tyler J! We love to hear new, original knock-knock jokes to share with our Wonder Friends! Thanks for sharing your SUPER joke, and your friend’s too!
I’ve got another one:
1=knock knock
2=who’s there?
1=knock knock
2=Who’s there?
1=knock knock
2=I said Who’s There?
1=Oh you were there I never knew.
Haaaaa ha ha ha.
We like your style, Tyler J! Thanks for sharing your very own joke with us!
Oh wait one more
1= Knock knock
2= Who’s there
1= Lesson
2= Lesson who
1= Lesson 5 minutes, school will be out.
ha ha ha
(I love knock-knocks too much)
Thanks for sharing your knock-knock joke with us, Tyler! We hope you had a great time at school, but we’re glad it was less than 5 minutes until the bell rang!
That’s really fascinating! Hey, I’ve got one:
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Colline.
Colline who?
Colline up your room! It’s a mess!
(Clean up your room! It’s a mess!)
(Laugh. Laugh.)
He he, you did a great job creating a knock-knock joke of your own, Momorgan! Thanks for making us chuckle and WONDERing about jokes, too!
KNOCK KNOCK GO AWAY! WONDEROPOLIS IS ONLY WELCOME!!
You’ve got us chuckling, Wonder Friend Salvadore! Thanks for making up a knock-knock joke of your own! We Wonder… if Wonderopolis is at your door, is okay if we bring all our Wonder Friends?!